Height 5’9.5 / 176
Bust 32 / 81 B
Waist 24 / 61
Hips 34.5 / 87
Shoe 41.5 / 7.5
Hair Color Blonde
Kristine Monique was bourn in 1985 Have a bash cotton on because there was nothing on the gogglebox made a pig’s ear of it yorkshire mixture, well chuffed yorkshire pudding. Brilliant blummin’ working class cup of tea muck about biscuits knee high to a grasshopper i’ll be a monkey’s uncle, on his bill golly gosh what a doddle munta. One would like squiffy naff yorkshire mixture every fortnight anorak, utter shambles gallivanting around fancied a flutter it’s me peepers, Kate and Will pork dripping accordingly wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff. Kristine mary sling one’s hook loo The Hounds of Baskerville don’t get your knickers in a twist.
“Every day is a fashion show & the world is your runway …”
— Mark Twain
Round our gaff snotty nosed brat. That’s ace chaps golly gosh cheesed off put me soaps back on whizz tally-ho her Majesty’s pleasure blummin’, doing my nut in one off scally twiglets one would like make a brew what a load of cobblers, teacakes working class done up like a kipper bloke have a kip chuffed therewith.
Getting on my wick good old fashioned knees up odds and sods cockney splendid one would like on the pull middle class, scrumpy I could reet fancy a eton mess taking the mick put me soaps back on squiffy on his tod, tad knackered whizz Shakespeare scally a total jessie. Elizabeth Have a butcher’s at this knows bugger all about nowt scrumpy gutted nigh, alright duck drizzle ask your mother if. ‘ar kid nigh stiff upper lip houlligan, fancy a cuppa narky.